Intro to Series: laceonrace.com/2021/02/04/racial-equity-anti-hero-series/
Tiffany Washington talks her shit from the backwoods of Alabama. Her work appears on Facebook because she’s already been rejected by The Root.
****Throwback post from February 2018****
Today, in Black History, we discuss every clear person’s favorite racist uncle that they refuse to put in check.
Senator Joe Biden, one of the stars of your favorite Barak Obama memes has spent his entire life saying some problematic ish that some of you don’t check him about…cause you low-key agree with him.
Remember that time Joe Biden completely forgave Jeff Sessions for being openly and unapologetically anti-black?
“I wouldn’t have appointed Jeff, but people learn. People change.”
Cause black folks can really hang our hats on the idea that somewhere, along the way, Jeff Sessions met a nice colored person, tapped his shoes together, threw off his white hood and decided that black folks were not all that bad. Then, he tapped danced into the sunset with the ghost of MLK and got a tattoo of of the continent Africa on his left shoulder.
Even more dumb than his propensity to forgive his fellow colonizers for being bags of shit, is is habit of saying fucked up shit that everyone chuckles at.
“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. f mean, that’s a storybook, man.”
Yes, these were his comments about Barak Obama. When pressed on this, he doubled down:
“Call Senator Obama. He knew what I meant by it. The idea was very straightforward and simple. This guy is something brand new that nobody has seen before.”
Now, black folks have often found themselves on the receiving end of fuckery such as this. Since I don’t have the patience for anyone who would believe this is a compliment, let me break this down quickly in a way I think y’all could understand:
‘I mean, you got the first mainstream African American who knows English and uses it well, is not dumb, is not dirty and who isn’t ugly af.’
‘Call Senator Obama. I’ll put this off on him cause he’ll try not to make me look bad. The idea was straightforward and simple enough for negros to understand. This guy is something new that we have never seen from black people. He’s normal af.’
Fixed it for you, Joe.
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