Intro to Series: laceonrace.com/2021/02/04/racial-equity-anti-hero-series/
Tiffany Washington talks her shit from the backwoods of Alabama. Her work appears on Facebook because she’s already been rejected by The Root.
See, I was going to call him out before the Super Bowl, but the spirit of my ancestors tapped me on the shoulder and said “no, my child: he will show his ass during the halftime show.” Glad I listened.
Today, in Black History, we highlight the accomplishments of this Bass Pro Shops model.
He literally looks like he hitchhiked from Wyoming to the Super Bowl with everything he owned in a New Kid’s On the Block pillowcase.
But that ain’t the point. We could sit here and talk about his “we are all the same “ tweet when he was called out for cultural appropriation.
We could discuss how white people like him use black culture like a mask to become more “edgy” and then run “back to their roots” as soon as their cash flow dries up.
We could talk about how this mutha fucker disrespected the hell out of Prince last night, knowing that man didn’t want to have any holograms made of him after his death. We know Justin will come out later saying “well, it was a projection” but fuck you, you knew what you were doing.
Just like you knew what you were doing when you exposed Janet Jackson to the entire world and still try to play innocent Timmy until this day.
And just like you knew what you were doing when you actually dissed Prince in a song years ago, but now wanna act like y’all used to sit in the woods together looking at TV screens and sipping on tea brewed with grass. But, isn’t this natural whiteness? Use black people, black culture, black everything to get a couple bucks and a few hand claps and then disrespect and demean them on your way out?
If you don’t getcho “you not from ‘round here, issya” lookin ass back to them damn woods and have a seat.
-Tiffany Washington
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